Me and the kids were outside one evening enjoying the weather, Boston wanted a drink so Sammy said go inside and ask dad, Boston was having a hard time opening the door so Sammy said 'ring the doorbell, you know ring ring.' so Boston keeps pushing on the door and starts screaming 'ring ring, ring ring,' I was laughing so hard. Aug. 2011
I walked up the stairs to find Boston sitting next to a pile of cereal spilt on the floor, he had the vacuum cleaner hose and was picking up the cereal and dropping it in the hose, so I turned on the vacuum to help him out and it scared him so he ran away, he then came back and vacuumed his little mess. Aug, 2011
We had chicken for dinner the other night and normally we just buy the boneless skinless chicken breasts, but I grabbed a
rotisserie chicken when I opened the chicken to start eating Sammy was like that looks like a real chicken you know the ones that run around, I said yes that is what chicken is she then refused to look at the inside of the chicken only at its legs and would not eat it, it took lots of convincing to get her to try it, she might go vegetarian if she finds out what bacon and hamburgers are made of. July 2011
Today sammy said Mom I am dancing ask me who I am dancing with, Batman cause I love him now. 2009
Sammys best imaginary friend is Batman. One day she came to me and said mom i need more money batman is in jail again so I told her she needed new friends. 2009
Sammy says boston I told you stop giving me a wedgie, So ryan started laughing and Sammy says daddy is asking for trouble.
We are at my moms house and I was taking a shower and sammy came in and said she was gonna shoot me then i said no dont shoot me and she says i already did then she walks out to the living room and tells my mom i just shot our daughter. 2009
Last night sammy told me quesadillas live in the ocean. She calls her armadillo a quesadilla and was playing with a seal to so they both live in the ocean. 2009
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